Hey. Hi. Welcome to my hella basic website. I mean, just look at the misalignment between the heading and subheading at the top of this page! I know, I know. But you’re here to see if I can write, not if I can code. Here’s how I see it:

Editors deemed my writing permissible for publication on major YouTube channels and in the New York Times. I turned a degree in biology into a diverse career in science and healthcare writing. I dove head-first into projects for GEDs to MDs. I turned around assignments on 4-week and 4-hour deadlines. I’ve proudly worn the title journalist and copywriter, and I’m always eager for more. One time I wrote about bird farts. Drop me a line, I’ll tell you all about it.

When you work with me, you’ll get:

• The story you wanted, in the voice you asked for, on deadline
• A fierce, unflinching, and thoroughly annoying dedication to factual accuracy, statistics, and science
• Complex ideas explained in simple terms
• A big picture-oriented analytical mind
• A creative spirit inspired by pop culture, art, music, video games, and anime
• A bottomless wellspring of curiosity
• Dank memes

You won’t get from me:

• Bullshit
• Ego
• Unanswered emails